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deodrant:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE TEXTED ME AND THEY WERE LIKE I CANT WAIT TO MEET U TOM AND I WAS LIKE MY NAME IS MORGAN AND SHE MEANT TOMORROW 

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nerdloveandlolz: vegan-or-diee: devildoll: jerakeenc: WTF OVARIES. You can’t produce kittens. You don’t get to explode over this. i know i always reblog this but YOU GUYS. there’s a NOSE BOOP. I swear cats are the cutest things on earth. no babies, just kittens.  What is this even from? It’s the single best thing EVER.
glowist: sstay-rad: weestcoast: rainydaysandblankets: there is nothing quite like swimming while it rains. ^^^^ Quite sure that this is one of the better things in life impeccable
titivates: x3: i got a huge pizza! I want pizza wtf

leonmcgann:

this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight

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korraa: korraa: korraa: lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address  PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’ im having too much fun
  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
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